{"id":1026,"date":"2011-01-07T12:23:57","date_gmt":"2011-01-07T10:23:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/drsavta.com\/wordpress\/?p=1026"},"modified":"2011-01-07T12:23:57","modified_gmt":"2011-01-07T10:23:57","slug":"if-you-stay-in-my-guest-apartment","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/drsavta.com\/wordpress\/2011\/01\/07\/if-you-stay-in-my-guest-apartment\/","title":{"rendered":"If you stay in my guest apartment"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Please <strong>DO NOT<\/strong>:<\/p>\n<p>Gouge holes in the wall.<\/p>\n<p>Leave the counters sticky.<\/p>\n<p>Get paint\/magic marker\/ ? that won&#8217;t come off &#8212; on my recently painted walls that are semi-gloss and washable.<\/p>\n<p>Gouge out parts of said walls by sliding furniture along them. <\/p>\n<p>Try to clean the glass stove top with the end of a screwdriver and leaving me a caked-on burnt-on stove top nonetheless.<\/p>\n<p>Take our fancy coffee machine, fill it with water, grind a few coffee beans, get it filthy and then take it and store it as is backwards on the highest shelf over the fridge (with water and coffee beans intact).<\/p>\n<p>Take home some of my linens.<\/p>\n<p>Abuse my couch so badly that the feathers come out of the pillows.<\/p>\n<p>Leave the fridge shelves so sticky that it&#8217;s gross to even take them out to clean them.<\/p>\n<p>Put dishes away dirty.<\/p>\n<p>Leave trash on the floor.<\/p>\n<p>Leave burnt out light bulbs for me to throw out (and by the way, how is it that so many light bulbs burned out when one specific family stayed there???)<\/p>\n<p>BUT<\/p>\n<p>If you are a good guest (as most of them are), I will  love you forever&#8212; or at least look forward to your next stay! <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Please DO NOT: Gouge holes in the wall. Leave the counters sticky. Get paint\/magic marker\/ ? that won&#8217;t come off &#8212; on my recently painted walls that are semi-gloss and washable. Gouge out parts of said walls by sliding furniture along them. Try to clean the glass stove top with the end of a screwdriver [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[34],"class_list":["post-1026","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ramblings","tag-guests","entry"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/drsavta.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1026","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/drsavta.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/drsavta.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/drsavta.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/drsavta.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1026"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/drsavta.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1026\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/drsavta.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1026"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/drsavta.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1026"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/drsavta.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1026"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}