{"id":111,"date":"2006-03-10T14:45:56","date_gmt":"2006-03-10T11:45:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/drsavta.com\/wordpress\/2006\/03\/10\/top-ten-reasons-im-glad-to-be-home\/"},"modified":"2006-03-10T14:45:56","modified_gmt":"2006-03-10T11:45:56","slug":"top-ten-reasons-im-glad-to-be-home","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/drsavta.com\/wordpress\/2006\/03\/10\/top-ten-reasons-im-glad-to-be-home\/","title":{"rendered":"Top Ten Reasons I&#8217;m Glad to be Home"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>10.  Unlimited opportunity to brag about my son to other family members<br \/>\n9.  Smokeless environment<br \/>\n8.  Warmer temperatures<br \/>\n7.  Radio knows how to speak a language I can understand<br \/>\n6.  Room lights turn on without inserting card in slot<br \/>\n5.  Annoying chimes heard on the hour are in my living room, not in church located within deafening gonging distance<br \/>\n4.  Access to heating food without walking down a long hall with a hot pot full of boiling water to pour over the sealed food packets in the sink a minimum of 5 times<br \/>\n3.  No more Argentinian ready-to-eat kosher meals.  (Don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t ask!)<br \/>\n2.  Fewer lions dressed up in alpine costumes (at least for the next day or two)<br \/>\nAnd the number one top reason I have for being glad to be home:<br \/>\nMy family (need I say more?)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>10. Unlimited opportunity to brag about my son to other family members 9. Smokeless environment 8. Warmer temperatures 7. Radio knows how to speak a language I can understand 6. Room lights turn on without inserting card in slot 5. Annoying chimes heard on the hour are in my living room, not in church located [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[5,9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-111","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-family-life","category-ramblings","entry"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/drsavta.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/111","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/drsavta.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/drsavta.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/drsavta.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/drsavta.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=111"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/drsavta.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/111\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/drsavta.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=111"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/drsavta.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=111"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/drsavta.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=111"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}