{"id":1221,"date":"2011-09-19T14:15:36","date_gmt":"2011-09-19T14:15:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/drsavta.com\/wordpress\/?p=1221"},"modified":"2011-09-19T14:15:36","modified_gmt":"2011-09-19T14:15:36","slug":"survey","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/drsavta.com\/wordpress\/2011\/09\/19\/survey\/","title":{"rendered":"Survey"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Are you one of those people who gets many calls each week asking you to participate in a survey?  Does the person on the other side of the phone speak too quickly and have a really bad speech impediment?  Here is a sample of what I imagine might happen <strong>if I gave them the chance&#8230;<br \/>\n<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>I am doing a survey on banking.  Do you mind if I ask a few questions?<br \/>\nWhat bank do you use?<br \/>\nDoes your whole salary go into that bank?  <strong>(I hear salivating)<\/strong><br \/>\nDo you have horaot kevah (automatic payment of bills)?  <strong>(More salivating)<\/strong><br \/>\nDo you have any investments with that bank?  <strong>(Heavy breathing)<\/strong><br \/>\nWhat would a fair estimate of how much you make each month be?  <strong>(More heavy breathing)<\/strong><br \/>\nWhat percentage of your income goes into your savings?  <strong>(Did I hear her say, &#8220;Jackpot!&#8221;?)<\/strong><br \/>\nWhen you chose a password for your account, how did you come up with something you could remember but others couldn&#8217;t guess?  <strong>(I think I heard her drop the phone and run out the door.)<br \/>\n<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Are you one of those people who gets many calls each week asking you to participate in a survey? Does the person on the other side of the phone speak too quickly and have a really bad speech impediment? Here is a sample of what I imagine might happen if I gave them the chance&#8230; [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1221","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ramblings","entry"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/drsavta.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1221","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/drsavta.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/drsavta.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/drsavta.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/drsavta.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1221"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/drsavta.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1221\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1226,"href":"https:\/\/drsavta.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1221\/revisions\/1226"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/drsavta.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1221"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/drsavta.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1221"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/drsavta.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1221"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}