{"id":253,"date":"2007-08-03T10:46:35","date_gmt":"2007-08-03T07:46:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/drsavta.com\/wordpress\/2007\/08\/03\/dear-spammers\/"},"modified":"2007-08-03T10:46:35","modified_gmt":"2007-08-03T07:46:35","slug":"dear-spammers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/drsavta.com\/wordpress\/2007\/08\/03\/dear-spammers\/","title":{"rendered":"Dear Spammers"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>1.  I am not depressed<\/p>\n<p>2.  I am not so fat that I have to pump my body with unhealthy chemicals so that I can look like whoever the current hot chick that everyone worships is.  I am a grandmother, for heaven&#8217;s sake.  Get over it!  Beauty contests are so over for me.<\/p>\n<p>3.  If I want to feel good, I go for a walk, read a good book, call up a friend or a family member, see a movie, write a letter, listen to music I love.  I am lucky enough to be blessed with an optimistic mood and natural chemicals that keep me that way.  I do not need your chemicals to do it for me.<\/p>\n<p>4.  That part of my anatomy you want to increase the size of&#8211; I don&#8217;t know how to break it to you, but I DON&#8217;T HAVE IT!  I am a female and if you haven&#8217;t learned basic anatomy, why do you think you need to be teaching ME something!<\/p>\n<p>5.  On a recent trip to <a href=\"http:\/\/10topics.com\/chinatour.htm\">China<\/a> I bought 16 replica luxury brand watches for about $2 a piece, most of which I have given as gifts.  The one I&#8217;m wearing is working so I don&#8217;t need yours for $179.95.<\/p>\n<p>6.  Get a life!  I don&#8217;t care what you do with yours, but stay out of mine.<\/p>\n<p>Whew!!  I feel better.  May not even need that walk&#8230;.  <\/p>\n<p>oh and if you want to go to China&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>1. I am not depressed 2. I am not so fat that I have to pump my body with unhealthy chemicals so that I can look like whoever the current hot chick that everyone worships is. I am a grandmother, for heaven&#8217;s sake. Get over it! Beauty contests are so over for me. 3. If [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-253","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ramblings","entry"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/drsavta.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/253","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/drsavta.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/drsavta.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/drsavta.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/drsavta.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=253"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/drsavta.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/253\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/drsavta.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=253"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/drsavta.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=253"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/drsavta.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=253"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}