{"id":312,"date":"2008-02-23T23:29:20","date_gmt":"2008-02-23T21:29:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/drsavta.com\/wordpress\/2008\/02\/23\/sayings-of-the-grownups\/"},"modified":"2008-02-23T23:29:20","modified_gmt":"2008-02-23T21:29:20","slug":"sayings-of-the-grownups","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/drsavta.com\/wordpress\/2008\/02\/23\/sayings-of-the-grownups\/","title":{"rendered":"Sayings of the grownups"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Here are some of the sayings I was raised with&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>About shopping for better value items:<br \/>\n<strong>When you buy cheap, you have cheap.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>After something you paid a lot of money for malfunctions or breaks:<br \/>\n<strong>What do you want for nothing?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>About tickling- reflecting ambivalence:<br \/>\n<strong>Stop it; I like it.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>About sibling battles:<br \/>\n<strong>He hit me back first.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Philosophy of family relations:<br \/>\n<strong>He&#8217;s mad; so he&#8217;ll get glad.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>About love and marriage:<br \/>\n<strong>You should wait for the right man like K did.<\/strong><br \/>\n(K&#8217;s husband divorced her a few years later and moved in with his male lover.)<\/p>\n<p>(From a mother to her son&#8211; as reported by her son&#8217;s wife)<br \/>\n<strong>You can always get another wife, but you only have one mother.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>And now two that are totally irrelevant to anyone living in Israel:<\/p>\n<p>Table etiquette:<br \/>\n<strong>When you set the table, always remember serving pieces.<\/strong><br \/>\nWhat are serving pieces?<\/p>\n<p><strong>You can&#8217;t wear white before Memorial Day or after Labor Day.<\/strong><br \/>\n(our only white rule is YES! White for Yom Kippur!)<\/p>\n<p>Please feel free to 1. guess who said each of these<br \/>\n                         2. add some  sayings of the grownups of your own<\/p>\n<p>From triLcat (Thank you!  How could I have forgotten!!!!)<br \/>\nAbout yummy foods:<br \/>\n<strong>Did that piece of cake have a twin?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>or<br \/>\n<strong>Do you know what this tastes like?  It tastes like another one.<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Here are some of the sayings I was raised with&#8230;. About shopping for better value items: When you buy cheap, you have cheap. After something you paid a lot of money for malfunctions or breaks: What do you want for nothing? About tickling- reflecting ambivalence: Stop it; I like it. About sibling battles: He hit [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[5,8,9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-312","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-family-life","category-parenting","category-ramblings","entry"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/drsavta.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/312","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/drsavta.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/drsavta.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/drsavta.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/drsavta.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=312"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/drsavta.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/312\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/drsavta.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=312"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/drsavta.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=312"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/drsavta.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=312"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}