{"id":313,"date":"2008-02-28T11:34:40","date_gmt":"2008-02-28T09:34:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/drsavta.com\/wordpress\/2008\/02\/28\/ten-things-youll-never-hear-me-say\/"},"modified":"2008-02-28T11:34:40","modified_gmt":"2008-02-28T09:34:40","slug":"ten-things-youll-never-hear-me-say","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/drsavta.com\/wordpress\/2008\/02\/28\/ten-things-youll-never-hear-me-say\/","title":{"rendered":"Ten things you&#8217;ll never hear me say"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Thanks, <a href=\"http:\/\/whattoexpect.wordpress.com\/\">Kirby<\/a>, for inviting us all to participate.  <\/p>\n<p>Here are my 10 in no particular order.<\/p>\n<p>1.  I sure do wish you would let that beard of yours grow longer and more bushy.<\/p>\n<p>2.  I so love cleaning house!<\/p>\n<p>3.  If you&#8217;re going to be serving ice cream, I&#8217;d rather not come.<\/p>\n<p>4.  Why are you having yet another child?<\/p>\n<p>5.  Going away?  To where?  No, sorry, I&#8217;d rather stay home.<\/p>\n<p>6.  It doesn&#8217;t matter how you act when you are away from home because no one you know will ever find out.<\/p>\n<p>7.  I regret staying home to raise my children.<\/p>\n<p>8.  My kids and I aren&#8217;t so close.<\/p>\n<p>9.  I&#8217;m moving back to the US.<\/p>\n<p>10.  Who wants to come shopping with me for some scarves to cover my face?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Thanks, Kirby, for inviting us all to participate. Here are my 10 in no particular order. 1. I sure do wish you would let that beard of yours grow longer and more bushy. 2. I so love cleaning house! 3. If you&#8217;re going to be serving ice cream, I&#8217;d rather not come. 4. Why are [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[5,8,9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-313","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-family-life","category-parenting","category-ramblings","entry"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/drsavta.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/313","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/drsavta.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/drsavta.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/drsavta.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/drsavta.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=313"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/drsavta.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/313\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/drsavta.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=313"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/drsavta.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=313"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/drsavta.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=313"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}