{"id":333,"date":"2008-04-14T21:16:30","date_gmt":"2008-04-14T19:16:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/drsavta.com\/wordpress\/?p=333"},"modified":"2008-04-14T21:16:30","modified_gmt":"2008-04-14T19:16:30","slug":"the-state-of-the-house","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/drsavta.com\/wordpress\/2008\/04\/14\/the-state-of-the-house\/","title":{"rendered":"The state of the house"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Oven: Done<br \/>\nFridge: Done<br \/>\nMicrowave: Done<br \/>\nPackaged Passover foods:  In great profusion<br \/>\nFrozen gefilte fish: A virtual sea of mutated fish<br \/>\nHallway obstacle course: More extensive than anticipated<br \/>\nFreezer: Clean and overfull&#8211; enough poultry to feed several African countries<br \/>\nTablecloth inventory:  Large, but virtually unnecessary as G-d has seen fit to endow us with clear plastic to put over fabric tablecloths.<br \/>\nPaper goods:  Number of individual items approaching infinity<\/p>\n<p>Still to be done:<br \/>\nLining the shelves and fridge<br \/>\nCovering the counters<br \/>\nPurchasing fruits and vegetables<br \/>\nPurchasing dairy products<br \/>\nMaking the kugels<br \/>\nCooking the meal<br \/>\nMoving the furniture out of the living room<br \/>\nTaking a vacation<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Oven: Done Fridge: Done Microwave: Done Packaged Passover foods: In great profusion Frozen gefilte fish: A virtual sea of mutated fish Hallway obstacle course: More extensive than anticipated Freezer: Clean and overfull&#8211; enough poultry to feed several African countries Tablecloth inventory: Large, but virtually unnecessary as G-d has seen fit to endow us with clear [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-333","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ramblings","entry"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/drsavta.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/333","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/drsavta.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/drsavta.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/drsavta.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/drsavta.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=333"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/drsavta.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/333\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/drsavta.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=333"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/drsavta.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=333"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/drsavta.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=333"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}