{"id":334,"date":"2008-04-16T16:32:47","date_gmt":"2008-04-16T14:32:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/drsavta.com\/wordpress\/?p=334"},"modified":"2008-04-16T16:32:47","modified_gmt":"2008-04-16T14:32:47","slug":"pesach-cleaning-makes-me-want-to-sing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/drsavta.com\/wordpress\/2008\/04\/16\/pesach-cleaning-makes-me-want-to-sing\/","title":{"rendered":"Pesach cleaning makes me want to sing"},"content":{"rendered":"

(to the tune of “Standing on the corner watching all the girls go by***<\/a>“)<\/p>\n

Barefoot in the garden spraying my black oven racks.
\nBarefoot in the garden knowing that I must make tracks.
\n’cause you can’t get to Pesach by just wishing
\nor by sending in a fax
\nYou’ve got to stand there in the garden spraying your sweet oven
\nspraying your sweet oven racks.<\/p>\n

To “Clementine”<\/p>\n

On a counter in a kitchen excavating for some grime
\nWere razor and a toothpick and a tired hand of mine
\nOh my darlin’,
\noh my darlin’,
\noh my darlin’ it’s just fine
\nFor together we’ll destroy it and be Pesachdik in time<\/p>\n

To “Everything’s coming up roses”<\/p>\n

Grab the bowl
\nGet the knife
\nWe are having the time of our life
\nNow it starts, almost done
\nand then we’ll have a bowl of charoses<\/p>\n

Apples first,
\nWalnuts next
\nWine and cinnamon round out the text
\nAlmost done, gee what fun
\nand we have our sweet bowl of charoses
\n********************************
\nWhat some people do to justify a break! The kitchen’s almost done, only 6 hours behind my estimate. It’s going to feel good to put my feet up and relax!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

(to the tune of “Standing on the corner watching all the girls go by***“) Barefoot in the garden spraying my black oven racks. Barefoot in the garden knowing that I must make tracks. ’cause you can’t get to Pesach by just wishing or by sending in a fax You’ve got to stand there in the […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-334","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ramblings","entry"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/drsavta.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/334","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/drsavta.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/drsavta.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/drsavta.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/drsavta.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=334"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/drsavta.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/334\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/drsavta.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=334"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/drsavta.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=334"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/drsavta.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=334"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}