{"id":402,"date":"2008-08-18T13:46:02","date_gmt":"2008-08-18T11:46:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/drsavta.com\/wordpress\/?p=402"},"modified":"2008-08-18T13:46:02","modified_gmt":"2008-08-18T11:46:02","slug":"good-housekeeping-or-if-you-polish-us-do-we-not-shine","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/drsavta.com\/wordpress\/2008\/08\/18\/good-housekeeping-or-if-you-polish-us-do-we-not-shine\/","title":{"rendered":"Good Housekeeping (or, &#8220;if you polish us, do we not shine?&#8221;)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was raised in a self-cleaning home.  When I woke up in the morning, my room was a mess.  All of my things were scattered where I had left them.  When I came home from school, my room was clean.  My clothes were put away.  My bed was made.  The fact that my mother had a full time cleaning lady was only coincidental, or so I thought.<\/p>\n<p>When I got married, I made a similar mess each morning, and with the help of my husband, even more.  When I came home from school (I was still in college), I was shocked to see the mess still lying where I had left it.   I figured out that maybe the cleaning lady did have something to do with the house being clean all the time, but I still didn&#8217;t fully get it.  Until, one day after we were married about 6 months, my husband said, &#8220;Aren&#8217;t you going to wash the floor?&#8221;  And I, in all my innocence answered, &#8220;Do you think it needs to be washed already?&#8221;  I was serious.  I had never witnessed a floor being washed.  I had no idea of how it was done or how often normal people did it.  Our floor in that apartment was tiled and a medium brown color, so I didn&#8217;t notice any dirt on it.  I did sweep it from time to time.<\/p>\n<p>And thus I entered the wonderful world of domesticity.<\/p>\n<p>Over the years, especially when the children were young, we had a number of cleaning ladies ranging from Ida Mae (the family therapist)* who was with us through the beekeeping\/haircutting period to &#8220;the white tornado&#8221; who helped us out around the time that our youngest was born.  Usually they were with us for a short time due to our frequent moves (only one asked us if we could take her with us.)<\/p>\n<p>Since I have lived in Israel, aside from some more and less successful encounters with cleaning help just before Passover, I have been help-less.  I have discovered the magic of &#8220;Cilit&#8221;- that wonderful product that dissolves mineral build-up.  I have learned how to do &#8220;sponga&#8221;- cleaning the floor with a squeegee and a rag <strong>without<\/strong> having to cut a hole in the rag (which, I am told, completes my absorption into Israel as an immigrant).  I have even learned how to clean my stone counters without leaving watermarks (hint: a small squeegee is involved).<\/p>\n<p>I have not, however, found a cleaner.<\/p>\n<p>When I brought my father-in-law to live with us, the person who cared for him would keep the house very (Kati, the drunk Hungarian) or passably (Carole, the runaway Filipino) clean.  A couple of years after my father-in-law passed away, a friend told me about her terrific cleaner.  I tell his story and the one of our subsequent adventures at the end of the following post: <a href=\"https:\/\/drsavta.com\/wordpress\/2008\/03\/09\/tw3\/\">this one<\/a>  Well, this week, I finally agreed to have my husband arrange for another cleaning person.  She comes with the highest recommendations.  She was supposed to have gotten here an hour and a half ago.  You guessed it!  Maybe she got confused?  Maybe she&#8217;ll be here tomorrow?  Stay tuned.<\/p>\n<p>*More about Ida Mae upon request <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was raised in a self-cleaning home. When I woke up in the morning, my room was a mess. All of my things were scattered where I had left them. When I came home from school, my room was clean. My clothes were put away. My bed was made. 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