{"id":854,"date":"2010-03-10T19:56:35","date_gmt":"2010-03-10T17:56:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/drsavta.com\/wordpress\/?p=854"},"modified":"2010-03-10T19:56:35","modified_gmt":"2010-03-10T17:56:35","slug":"funniest-experiences","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/drsavta.com\/wordpress\/2010\/03\/10\/funniest-experiences\/","title":{"rendered":"Funniest Experiences"},"content":{"rendered":"<h1><a href=\"http:\/\/www.sleeQo.com\/show-a-meme.htm?id=42\">Funniest experiences<\/a><\/h1>\n<p><strong>Rules:<\/strong> Fill in the following. Tag 4 friends to do the same.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li class=\"meme_item\">\n<div class=\"meme_header\"><strong>My funniest dream<\/strong><\/div>\n<div class=\"meme_value\">I try really hard not to remember my dreams because in them frequently I find myself in public places having forgotten to put on my clothes.<\/div>\n<\/li>\n<li class=\"meme_item\">\n<div class=\"meme_header\"><strong>My funniest experience with a pet<\/strong><\/div>\n<div class=\"meme_value\">At the time I didn&#8217;t think it was funny, but my daughter thought that heating up a piece of chicken for the dog was a bit over the top.  I like it warm&#8230; I thought he would too.<\/div>\n<\/li>\n<li class=\"meme_item\">\n<div class=\"meme_header\"><strong>My funniest experience at a job interview<\/strong><\/div>\n<div class=\"meme_value\">I applied for a job working with a population that I really didn&#8217;t know and the interviewer wanted so badly to hire me that she supplied the answers to the questions she asked me.<\/div>\n<\/li>\n<li class=\"meme_item\">\n<div class=\"meme_header\"><strong>My funniest purchase<\/strong><\/div>\n<div class=\"meme_value\">I&#8217;m sure there are funnier ones, but recently on a rainy day I purchased a meter of plastic tablecloth material to cover my shopping cart that was full of purchases and likely to drown in the downpour we were having. <\/div>\n<\/li>\n<li class=\"meme_item\">\n<div class=\"meme_header\"><strong>My funniest experience in high school<\/strong><\/div>\n<div class=\"meme_value\">High school was not funny. <\/div>\n<\/li>\n<li class=\"meme_item\">\n<div class=\"meme_header\"><strong>My funniest cooking experience<\/strong><\/div>\n<div class=\"meme_value\">The first year I was married I made bread pudding with rye bread.  Not recommended.<\/div>\n<\/li>\n<li class=\"meme_item\">\n<div class=\"meme_header\"><strong>The funniest thing I ever said to anyone<\/strong><\/div>\n<div class=\"meme_value\">&#8220;When you&#8217;re a daddy, you get to eat all the ice cream&#8221;  It wasn&#8217;t funny then, but the story evolved.<\/div>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<div class=\"tag_info\">\nEveryone tagged<\/div>\n<p>My family and friends are invited to add in the comments any answers that they think I should have given.<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.sleeQo.com\/fill-in.htm?meme_def_id=34\">fill in this meme<\/a><\/p>\n<div>\n  <a href=\"http:\/\/www.sleeQo.com\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-width:0\" src=\"http:\/\/www.sleeQo.com\/design\/images\/logo-small.gif\" alt=\"Sleeqo\" \/><\/a>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Funniest experiences Rules: Fill in the following. Tag 4 friends to do the same. My funniest dream I try really hard not to remember my dreams because in them frequently I find myself in public places having forgotten to put on my clothes. 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