Ten things you’ll never hear me say
Thanks, Kirby, for inviting us all to participate.
Here are my 10 in no particular order.
1. I sure do wish you would let that beard of yours grow longer and more bushy.
2. I so love cleaning house!
3. If you’re going to be serving ice cream, I’d rather not come.
4. Why are you having yet another child?
5. Going away? To where? No, sorry, I’d rather stay home.
6. It doesn’t matter how you act when you are away from home because no one you know will ever find out.
7. I regret staying home to raise my children.
8. My kids and I aren’t so close.
9. I’m moving back to the US.
10. Who wants to come shopping with me for some scarves to cover my face?