Funniest experiences

Rules: Fill in the following. Tag 4 friends to do the same.

• My funniest dream
  I try really hard not to remember my dreams because in them frequently I find myself in public places having forgotten to put on my clothes.
• My funniest experience with a pet
  At the time I didn’t think it was funny, but my daughter thought that heating up a piece of chicken for the dog was a bit over the top. I like it warm… I thought he would too.
• My funniest experience at a job interview
  I applied for a job working with a population that I really didn’t know and the interviewer wanted so badly to hire me that she supplied the answers to the questions she asked me.
• My funniest purchase
  I’m sure there are funnier ones, but recently on a rainy day I purchased a meter of plastic tablecloth material to cover my shopping cart that was full of purchases and likely to drown in the downpour we were having.
• My funniest experience in high school
  High school was not funny.
• My funniest cooking experience
  The first year I was married I made bread pudding with rye bread. Not recommended.
• The funniest thing I ever said to anyone
  “When you’re a daddy, you get to eat all the ice cream” It wasn’t funny then, but the story evolved.

My family and friends are invited to add in the comments any answers that they think I should have given.
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